10. I couldn’t find my homework. *the standard one … you wudnt want me to come without homework would you ma’am ?
9. My mom’s car broke down. * will not work if you come by bus .. the alternative would be that the bus driver hates you and leeft you on purpose 
8. I went to bed late. * up late doing homework !!
7. I couldn’t find my toothbrush, and I just couldn’t come to school with bad breath. * you can probably put in not had bath too.. !!
6. I couldn’t find any clean clothes. * or no clothes at all 
5. I forgot to eat breakfast, and my mom made me come back and eat. * i am anemic you see !!
4. I forgot my lunch . * my stomach makes loud noises if i dont eat
3. I was on my way to school when I realized I didn’t have any underwear on. * good combination with no tie or belt ..etc etc
2. When I walked out of the house, I realized I still had my jammies on.* that too the ones which is ripped at the wrong place 
1. I was at home sleeping, dreaming I was at school.* the perfect one !
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I thought it wasn’t a school day
I was studying for a test you dont want me to fail do you.
I was on the way to school but a stranger was following and I got scare and run away.
I was riding my bike and then the wheel poped so I had to fill it up with air
I was double cheking my homework.
My mom was chasing me with a belt and was trying to escape
i was busy trying to improve my report card.
I was too busy writting my report on internet
goodman
That is funny
A racoon threw me a nut and could in go out side because im allergic to racoons.
I was too busy watching discovery channel
Iwasnt feeling it
nice .. good for girls !
teacher : eh .. feeling what
teacher: what ? how tribals dance ?
ROFL
all ur comments helped for my home work thnks soooo much
You have really gd excuses thanks again
My parents lost the keys to my cage,
this also helped me with my hwk too
My favorite excuses
1. I flipped my car over
2. We had to abandon the car because a mouse caught fire in the heater
3. I was late because the clutch petal fell off my car
4. It took me a few hours to post bail, or I would have been here sooner
5. I was in the ladies room stapling my pants back together
6. I was in the mens room, helping my teacher staple HIS pants back together
7. I’m sorry I’m late for ethics class, but it took me longer to illegally download PowerPoint than I had anticipated.
i made my home-work into a paper-plane and it got hijacked
I was very tired doing your homework.
I was eating because I was starving.
I was late because I had to visit my girlfriend
miguel your dumb what about if it is 4 girls…
I was late because didnt want to see u!
Saw a homeless person on the way to school and felt sorry for him so went to johnnys cafe to buy him breakfast.
My monkey was going to commit sucide i had to talk him out of it.
i was late for school cause my girlfriend left me tied to the bed….
i was late to school because my doorknob was melting..I couldn’t get out…
i was late to school cause my acid dealer wouldnt answer the phone……I later found out that he went swimming with 50 hits of acid in his pocket.
i was late to school cause im doctor rocksO..I do CO CO CO CANE!!!!
I was spending my time on this website thinking of the perfect excuse ROFL
My monkey was going to commit sucide i had to talk him out of it. .. haha FUNNYY !
i was walking to school and i remembered my homework and went back and got it then i looked over it while walking i got to school and was gonna put it back but where could i have put it my bag wasn’t there so it basically replays! meaning going back in the house(replay)
Sorry miss and thanku for not giving me a reward!
teacher: why where u late
well as you know the teacher next door invited me in for tea with her and other staff
teacher well i didn’t get a invitation young lady that must be a lie
well i’m sure i put a invitation in your mailbox
Teacher: i’ll be sure to check
i was on the toilet doing a big poo when my bum started to bleed so i had to go to the doctors
i was late for school, because of the construction zone, right outside my door
what if u’re 2hours late for school
, ppl wouldnt believe u were looking for ur toothbrush or something 
, well gtg, school in 7 mins XDD, alrdy late
I broke down * had to fix myself up*…(Entering the class with an eyeball hanging out!)
all great i thnk i ould be late every day
i was to buisy thnking how ugly you are and i was buisy looking at the mirra thinking how hansome/preety i am
the car broke down and the doors were jamed so we couldent get out
my sister left the stiky tape holder on the floor so my tow fell of and i had to go to the hospital and they had to stich my tow back on it as realy painfull
i was watching tv
teacher, (that must be so painfull)
I squirted the toothpaste too far and spent all moring getting it back into the tube
I was abducted by aliens
I’m not late,I’m early for tomorrow
I’m awake and dressed,what more do you want?